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Joke of the Day
"What does the 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
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"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."
"If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you."
"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."
"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"
"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"