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Joke of the Day

"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."

"What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up? ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""

"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."

"What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock..."

"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""

"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."

"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."

"What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!"

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"Republicans didn't protest when Obama was elected... Because they had to go to work."