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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."

"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

"Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No."

"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."

"What makes a good joke timing. ..."

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'."

"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."