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Joke of the Day

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"

"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Woman's rights. Sorry for the sexism here, but i saw this and laughed my head clean off"

"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."

"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"

"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"

"A knock on Tim Cook's Door Knock, Knock. Who's There? IRS. IRS Who? Tax Audit You Idiot"