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Joke of the Day

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before."

"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."

"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"

"Come to my apartment on black friday and get all your clothes 100% off."

"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton? A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns."

"If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' "

"Mayweather is dyslexic, He's supposed to punch his opponent and hug his wife."

"ATTN FILMMAKERS: Is it possible the future won't be colored a bleak greenish gray with constant rain, or are you really sure of this?"