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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctors for a physical. The doctor says ""you have to stop masturbating"" The man replies ""why?"" The doctor responds ""because I'm trying to give you a physical"""

"What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em eat 'em!"

"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."

"Keep pressing my fists, the IT woman said. It's refreshing, she said."

"Tits man or arse man? ""Tits man or arse man?"" I was asked. I really should have got in there earlier when they were giving out super hero names."

"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"

"What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme? Gluten freeverse"

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."