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Joke of the Day

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"A redneck goes to a family reunion and says ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"

"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"

"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""Hey! You know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies: ""ARRR it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"