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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme? Gluten freeverse"
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"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"
"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."
"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"
"What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD? Anti-biotics"
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"
"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"
"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."
"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."