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Joke of the Day
"I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my sex life."
Next Joke
"You know, I'm really worried about future of Kickstarter with all this talk about cannabis legalization. Nobody wants to have to sift through even more half baked ideas."
"What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ? A major difference."
"I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus"
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count, and people who can't"
"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"
"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"