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Joke of the Day
"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
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"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"
"People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly."
"Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business"
"[talking with counselor] I don't ""know"" what ""she"" means that I ""use"" excessive air quotes"
"How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."
"A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here? - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf. - Do you have any books closer?"""
"My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam. It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!"
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."