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Joke of the Day

"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"Harriet Tubman printed on $20 notes, immediately rendering them worth $12. #threefifthscompromise #myjokesarefunnierwhenIexplainthem"

"My friend recently started a career as a hitman... I hear he's making a killing."

"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"

"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."

"Race jokes are NEVER okay! Unless it's between a tortoise and a hare. :)"

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."

"I figured out the solution to iceis We just kick them under the fridge."