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Joke of the Day
"I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership I lost my focus"
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"I slept with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."
"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"
"Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way."
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"* Pogoing Outside Your Window ~ Are... You... Sure... You... Don't... Want.... A... Second... Date?"
"[aircraft carrier] *paints a T on the helipad* Captain: No it has to have an H Me: Why? *train sounds approaching* Captain: Oh dear god"
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times"