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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
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"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"If you've never tried to use ""the force"" to get a an out-of-reach remote control, you're probably not as lazy as me."
"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"
"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."
"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"
"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten Ah quiet"