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Joke of the Day
"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."
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"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"
"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"
"When is a man smartest before, during or after sex? During that's when he's plugged into the know it all."
"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."
"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"
"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"
"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."
"Poodles are just angry clouds with legs."
"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."