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Joke of the Day
"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."
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"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"
"You call comcast and end up speaking to apu in India, how do your problems get fixed? When they transfer you to steve."
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"
"Say what you want about pacifists"
"Why the hell do they call it fruit punch, like where do they get ""punch"" fr.. *gets knocked out by a grapefruit*"
"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"