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Joke of the Day

"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."

"On Viagra Guidlines If I was ever able to keep an erection for more than four hours, I would be calling the girl with a visible thong who handed me a pencil in calc, not my doctor"

"My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum."

"Snow Ain't the problem Isis"

"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"

"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."

"FARMER: can I help you, sir? ME: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy FARMER: [narrows eyes] ME: ok maybe it is [climbs off sheep]"

"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."

"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."