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Joke of the Day

"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"

"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."

"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."

"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""

"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle."