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Joke of the Day
"Why does the pedophile like Halloween? Free shipping."
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"I tend to drop a lot of glassware but that means I'd be pretty fucking handy in one of those ""In case of emergency break glass."" situations."
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"
"What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan? The Lower Yeast Side."
"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"Dear Short guy at the gym who's really fucking jacked. I don't think your goal should be to grow wider, little buddy..."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"