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Joke of the Day
"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"
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"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"
"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."
"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."
"Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?"
"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."
"Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement."
"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."
"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"
"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"