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"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"
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"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."
"Saw a homeless white girl begging for money. I didn't give her any, because I know how they are, always blowing it on Starbucks."
"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"
"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers."
"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""
"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"