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Joke of the Day
"My father always told me ""Son, you are what you eat"". Guess i'm a dick."
Next Joke
"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
"*dumps more fleas on my head* *sits back down in front of chimpanzee* So, anyway, like I was saying..."
"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"
"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""