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Joke of the Day

"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""

"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."

"Jewish football What's the worst part about having an all Jewish football team? You have to replace the whole team every time they take a shower"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"

"I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award."

"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."

"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon"