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Joke of the Day
"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."
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"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."
"If you! Use exclamation points!! This often! I want to! Smother you!! And your enthusiasm! With a pillow!!!"
"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"I've been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"""How's the wine?"" ""House red?"" ""Yes."" *sips, swills, spits* ""Wow it's got too much body."" ""Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."""
"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."
"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"