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Joke of the Day
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
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"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""
"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"If you survived a shark attack, nice job, asshole. You just missed out on the coolest way to die."
"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."
"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"
"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."