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Joke of the Day

"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."

"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."

"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"

"An engineer went hunting... And found a set of tracks. He bent down to take a closer look and was run over by a train."

"Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? ... because he was outstanding in his field!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He didn't want to get spotted."

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"