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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."
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"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."
"I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age."
"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead."
"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."
"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"