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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He didn't want to get spotted."
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"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."
"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"
"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."
"My favourite German jokes 1."
"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."
"What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot? Aye CaRoomba"
"I hate restaurants where they won't let you bring your own mariachi band."
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""