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Joke of the Day

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He didn't want to get spotted."

"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"

"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."

"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."

"What did the accountant do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"Good job I am very surprised that no one has made a 9/11 joke. I would of thought that 9 times out of 11 that I would see one."

"A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left. If you see something, say something."

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."