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Joke of the Day

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"What do you call a russian bull? a moscow"

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"

"My Puerto Rican wife asked me how I liked my coffee ""The same way I like my women: light brown and bitter."""

"Almir Payday 2 That is all, thank you."

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."

"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? The question is irrelevant, because as soon as the first angel steps onto the head, the tip will rub against the ground, making it pointless."