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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"
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"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"
"if you love dictionaries so much why dont you Merriam"
"What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie..."
"I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is it works."
"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."
"What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow"
"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"
"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."