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Joke of the Day

"Discovering a clever way to cut the character count of a tweet. Th@."

"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."

"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."

"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"

"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's? At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint."

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"The first rule of Alzheimer's club Is don't talk about chess club"