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Joke of the Day

"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."

"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."

"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."

"I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"

"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"

"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."