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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."
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"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"
"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."
"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."
"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"
"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"
"How long does it take to eat a tire? *A Goodyear*"