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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"I was going to tell a time travel joke... But I already told it."

"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."

"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."

"Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit."