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Joke of the Day
"How did the pepper end up getting killed? A salt with deadly weapon"
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"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."
"Ladies: If a man approaches you and he's wearing Crocs, hold perfectly still. Their vision is based off movement."
"Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?"
"I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming."
"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."
"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."
"I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, ""I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"""
"I've just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched."