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Joke of the Day
"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."
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"So /u/unidan is housing a redhead Because her condo flooded and he owns a vacant rental property at the top of the hill in town. Thanks Dan."
"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"
"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."
"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""