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Joke of the Day
"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."
Next Joke
"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"
"What do you call an inspiring jerk session? A stroke of genius!"
"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."
"I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail."
"What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called? Number Munchers!"
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"
"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."