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Joke of the Day
"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"
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"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
"I have a bumper sticker that says COP KISSER explicitly to make it awkward when a police officer asks if I know why they pulled me over."
"In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler."
"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."
"Why are some girls so odd? Because they can't even."
"Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police."
"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."