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Joke of the Day

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens... How many didn't?"

"I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude."

"My DJ name is Daemon, because I maintain the beats in the background."

"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"What is red and hurts when you bite it? A Brick."

"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"

"I read this morning there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's. And then this morning I read that there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's."