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Joke of the Day
"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!"
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"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."
"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."
"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"
"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."
"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"