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Joke of the Day
"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."
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"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"
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"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."
"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."
"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """
"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."
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