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Joke of the Day
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
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"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."
"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."
"freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares"
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."
"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"
"For a second I thought this cookie had raisins in it, but luckily they're just spider egg sacs."