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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"

"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""

"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"

"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"

"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"

"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"

"TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period."

"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"

"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."

"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."