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Joke of the Day
"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"
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"Only an ass can be divided in half."
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."
"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep."
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? She gets a frog in her throat at 69! Wakka wakka wakka!"
"There's no point to a dull knife."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"My niece asked me what it's like to be an uncle, so we got a feral cat from a shelter, chased it around for a bit, then took it back."
"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"