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Joke of the Day
"TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period."
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"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."
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"If I had a nickel for every time Robert Duvall squinted while wearing a cowboy hat... ...I'd have the same career as Robert Duvall."
"Sometimes I think I am a bad mother because I don't like wine."
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"
"Jesus loves you, but Zeus thinks you're stupid."
"When my wife left, I was sad and lonely So I got a dog, a new motorbike, shagged 2 women and blew a grand on drugs and alcohol. She's going to go fucking nuts when she gets back from work."
"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"