199811

Joke of the Day

"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"

"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."

"[Heaven] Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You're here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL Me: Too soon..."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"

"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."

"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."

"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."

"Relationship status table for one but drinks for two."

"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."