199811

Joke of the Day

"What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common? They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea"

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer."

"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."

"There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks. Sorry about the shitty news."

"It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich."

"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."

"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"

"Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do"

"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"