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Joke of the Day
"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."
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"Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we're cool."
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"
"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"
"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."
"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"