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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."

"Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police."

"What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke."

"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."

"What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!"

"Yesterday a bird crashed into my window... ..of course that's what I was willing it to do, so everything worked out great."

"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Did you hear how high the offshore banker's salary is? I heard he makes boatloads."

"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"