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Joke of the Day

"My wife got naked and asked me to ""show her a good time"" so I showed her photos of me and my friends before we got married."

"I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin."

"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"

"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."

"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"

"How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet"