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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."
Next Joke
"Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements But please remember that ""pulling out"" is the only acceptable way for a Christian to terminate a presidency"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"
"I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. ""Welcome to Hell, aye."""
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"Fucking dirigibles."
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
"Why does my abusive mother hate vegetables? Beats me."