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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."
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"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."
"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."
"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"