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Joke of the Day
"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"
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"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park your car, man."
"A guy with a gun enters a bar... ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" He snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""You don't have enough bullets mate!"""
"Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy b!tch."
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"
"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."
"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
"[Last supper] Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12 Jesus: you mean 13 Judas: yeah..13, I meant 13"