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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"
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"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
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"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas? He felt his presents."
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."
"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"
"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."