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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"
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"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."
"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"Creep yelling from window: ""HEY SEXY WHERE YO MAN?"" Me yelling back: ""HE DEAD"" Him: ""WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?"" Me: ""HE YELLED AT ME"""
"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"
"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"
"A man goes to the zoo, and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog... it was a shitzu"
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring."