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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas? He felt his presents."
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"Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece."
"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."
"Yay summer! *gets drunk outside* Yay winter! *gets drunk inside*"
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it"
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"
"Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...? Failure to Lunch?"
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."