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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
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"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."
"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"
"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."
"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."
"Why did the blind man cross the road? Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)"
"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"
"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"
"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."