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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know how i know i'm getting laid tonight? Because i am stronger then you."
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"Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?"
"How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? ""InterNEIN"""