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Joke of the Day
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
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"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."
"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"
"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters? Capital I's"
"What's the opposite of a basic bitch? An acidic bitch."
"Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side..."
"Q: You are traveling into the past, what one thing would you bring back? SEXY. I am so getting an A on this History paper."
"""How would you describe yourself, Plain Bagel?"" ""Hmm. Well, it's hard to think of a term other than 'bullshit'."" ""I agree, Plain Bagel."""