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Joke of the Day
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
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"Fuck children, robots are the future"
"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."
"Why was Nancy always on top when the Reagans made love? Ronald Reagan always fucked up."
"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"
"What does a Stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."
"How to raise a kid? I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions?"
"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."